WELCOME !!!! 
Welcome to my site !, this site is all about ME, so if you have had 
meany a-sleep-less night sitting up in bed wondering about me
then, this is the place for you !! BUT if not, and you are just here to 
take the piss, or just here to have a good old laugh at my spelling and all the funny stuff on the page then GOOD FOR YOU !!!
Here is a list of all the things on my site
Pictures
Lots of pics of me, all very nice !
Guest booK
Dont forget to sign it, and tell me what you think of the site
discussion room 
so dont forget to have a comment on what ever is going on
The polls
Vote for now good looking I am, and the page, and lots more  !
Doctored pics
Very odd pics of me on women, Austin powers and others !
Sounds
Funny sounds from all around the net
Links
 fav sites, and all the funnest things on the net
ME !
And lots of things about ME, my life and my mates
Horoscope
I said to my self "why not ?"